8 People Who Followed Instructions Closer Than A Fat Kid Follows The Ice Cream Truck

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#8 “PUT THE TOILET PAPER ON THE SHELF.”

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I bet your mom is in awe that you did all of this without waking the cat. Very talented I would say.
This cat doesn’t even give a damn.

#7 “DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT CHEWING GUM, PEOPLE KEEP STEPPING IN.”

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Clean it? Nope, I’m just the spray paint guy.
Instead of cleaning the gum off they highlighted it all to show the public just how much there is.

 

#6 SO I ASKED FOR EXTRA PICKLES TODAY AT SUBWAY.

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And this person just gave him all the pickles he had.
That’s a sarcastic amount of pickles

#5 “AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ON THE CAKE?” “I WANT SPRINKLES.”

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Seems like another decorator flunked reading comprehension, listening, and following directions.
They wanted a cake topped with sprinkles, but this is what they got.’

 

#4 WIFE ASKED ME TO PICK UP TAMPONS FOR HER.

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I really hope he bought the right tampons too, to follow-up on the joke after his wife freaks out.

#3 “I NEED SOME LAYERS.”

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Not the layers she asked for.. I think hiring a barber is the mistake here, she learned the hard way not to hire a cheap barber.

#2 “CAN YOU PUT BACK THE PAVEMENTS?”

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Looks like he was only paid to put back the pavements, but was not told to put them back at their right place.

#1 “LABEL ALL BOTTLES.”

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Seems more like a bored minimum wage worker.
Should have labeled it dirty or spotty.

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