#8 “PUT THE TOILET PAPER ON THE SHELF.”
I bet your mom is in awe that you did all of this without waking the cat. Very talented I would say.
This cat doesn’t even give a damn.
#7 “DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT CHEWING GUM, PEOPLE KEEP STEPPING IN.”
Clean it? Nope, I’m just the spray paint guy.
Instead of cleaning the gum off they highlighted it all to show the public just how much there is.
#6 SO I ASKED FOR EXTRA PICKLES TODAY AT SUBWAY.
And this person just gave him all the pickles he had.
That’s a sarcastic amount of pickles
#5 “AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ON THE CAKE?” “I WANT SPRINKLES.”
Seems like another decorator flunked reading comprehension, listening, and following directions.
They wanted a cake topped with sprinkles, but this is what they got.’
#4 WIFE ASKED ME TO PICK UP TAMPONS FOR HER.
I really hope he bought the right tampons too, to follow-up on the joke after his wife freaks out.
#3 “I NEED SOME LAYERS.”
Not the layers she asked for.. I think hiring a barber is the mistake here, she learned the hard way not to hire a cheap barber.
#2 “CAN YOU PUT BACK THE PAVEMENTS?”
Looks like he was only paid to put back the pavements, but was not told to put them back at their right place.
#1 “LABEL ALL BOTTLES.”
Seems more like a bored minimum wage worker.
Should have labeled it dirty or spotty.