Dear Ex-Huband, as nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. And it’s true you and I have been married for 7 years. As I watch my favorite show so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work.
Well, I did notice when you got a haircut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind that you look just like a girl. Since my mother raised me not to say anything, so prefer to keep quiet.
But when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my Sister, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. And about those new silk boxers, I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and as I prayed it was just a coincidence that my sister who had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica but when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a silly penny from me. So take care. Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. Well,I hope that's not even a problem. Well, surely the savage one.